I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
You're tryin' to hire me for your mall display,
To sit up in that chair all night and day,
You think that I look just like the man,
Well just cuz i do, doesn't mean I am.
I tell ya,
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
not your santa claus, i'm not your santa claus
(ho, ho, hoho, ho, ho, hoho)
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
When you first saw me walk down your mall,
You saw the beard, the belly yes i have it all
I really think that you should listen
Cuz i have to tell you, I just got out of prison...
Tell ya...
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
not your santa claus, i'm not your santa claus
(ho, ho, hoho, ho, ho, hoho)
