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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
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at 2008-12-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
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at 2008-12-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
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by Gene Autry, Oakley Haldeman (c) 1947
at 2008-10-29 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Want to show old Santa Claus that I be-lieve
Silent Night and the stars are bright
The fields are white with snow
Christmas trees are wating
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Up on the housetop
reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus.
Down thru' the chimney
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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We wish you a happy hearing,
we wish you a happy hearing,
We wish you a happy hearing,
and we hope you make bail!
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at 2008-09-24 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 3 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
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at 2008-09-24 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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CM: Cheech Marin TC: Tommy Chong)
CM: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese...the vecto wit da
Bony knees...he comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet...and he's
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by Cheech and Chong
at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day;
To save us all from Satan’s power when we were gone astray.
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at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
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by Don Gardner
at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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The police took my dad
Police took my dad
Police took my dad
And mom is very sad
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by Perry Clark & Scott West
at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
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by John Coctoasten
at 2008-08-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
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by Randy Brooks
at 2008-08-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
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by The Chipmunks & David Seville
at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
I....I.....I.....I....I'm not your santa claus
You're tryin' to hire me for your mall display,
To sit up in that chair all night and day,
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Here we are on Guam.
Without a hope of snow.
But though the spreading palms.
A typhoon sure can blow.
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by Shirley Gauthier
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the
office.
3. You could grow a gut the size of Guam and consider it a job requirement.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for
Christmas.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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