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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
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at 2008-08-11 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 9 |
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1: Now, listen to me, Santa.
You've got to get this right.
There're lots of girls and boys out there
whose presents are real nice-.
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at 2008-08-11 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 2 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin'
'Cept a redneck named Taylor.
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at 2008-06-11 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 4 |
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You've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
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at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 2.83
Votes: 6 |
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.83
Votes: 6 |
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Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back.
The skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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