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(To The Tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")
Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
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by The Fibs
at 2008-12-09 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)
Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
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at 2008-05-13 |
Rating: 3.14
Votes: 14 |
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My Christmas Emails
I have a list of folks I know
all written my computer data base.
And every year at Christmas time,
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 3.75
Votes: 4 |
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'Tis the season to be greedy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Treat ourselves, forget the needy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
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by Mary Campbell
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.40
Votes: 10 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The computers were whirring; they never do stop.
The power was on and the temperature right,
In hopes that the input would feed back that night.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 4 |
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It was slightly before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other end had turned
a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator
renditions of cherished Christmas carols.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
There were bottle of booze left around by some louse.
When through the North window there came loud a yell
I sprang to my feet to see what the hell...
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing
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by Susan Birkenseer
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cells
The convicts were locked up
All madder than hell
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by Mr Funny Bone
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 8 |
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If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.
A bird dog could be called a point setter.
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by Richard Lederer
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the
best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and
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by Susan Birkenseer
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Chorus:The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
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by Bob Rivers
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 5 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a user was using ... not even a mouse;
The programs were hung from the bugs in their code,
In hopes that a guru would soon cure their woes;
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As father did last-minute Internet shopping.
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by Chet Raymo
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
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by The Chipmunks & David Seville
at 2008-04-11 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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